new rules of ICC

After watching the test match, someone has written some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting - (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED ) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE .

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE : If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA

deepika goes shoppin.........

Sharad Pawar is in dressing room when Deepika Padukone comes there

Sharad: Ohho, Deepika Ji, aiye aiye

Lejiye aapka dhoni taiyaar hai

Deepika: Ye nahin wo( pointin towards yuvi)

Sharad: Lekin aap to har baar wo wickt keeper wala….

Deepika: Leti thi…Par jab 6 ball pey 6 chakkey milein to koi ye kyun ley, wo na ley

Sharad : Maan gaye…

Deepika: Kisey?

Sharad: Aapki parkhi nazar aur super sixer,

Dono Ko
LoL

yuvraj-deepika-dhoni triangle

It seems as though Om’s Shanti has been playing Cricket with the Indian team. A lot has been written about Deepika Padukone and her lovers. Indian cricket captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni was one, and now news comes that his team-mate Yuvraj Singh is next.

Some sources say that Deepika Padukone and Yuvraj Singh are going around. Deepika and Yuvraj celebrated a crickters birthday at Enigma, J W Marriott. Yuvraj and Deepika's close friends attended the party.Deepika mingled with the guests as if she belongs to Yuvraj's family.

It may also be recalled that some days ago MS Dhoni had tried to get friendly with Deepika. He had openly expressed his admiration for her and had even invited her for T20 cricket match against Australia.

Surprisingly, Deepika's favourite cricketer is neither Dhoni nor Yuvraj. She said that Sachin Tendulkar is her favourite cricketer.Indian cricketers have a very important tour to Australia this month. Lets hope there are no comments in the team regarding Yuvraj- Deepika- Dhoni triangle.

rajeev n aamna debut in different movies

Television’s heartthrob Rajeev Khandelwal is all set to debut on the big screen. He will play the lead in a film titled Aamir. No Smoking director Anurag Kashyap is the creative producer of the project. What’s different about this film is it’s going to be a first for all involved with the project, from the cast to the spot boy.Anurag is confident the debutante will do a good job. Anurag feels that Rajeev is the only telly star with a potential of becoming a huge name in Bollywood as his popularity is no less than any Khan. ‘Aamir’ is a thriller which deals with terrorism. Now before you start thinking on, who will be the female lead opposite Rajeev? Well, here’s the deal, as the movie is a thriller and action packed there will be no lead actress; quite sad as we won’t get to see Rajeev romancing.

After having seen him in the role of an arrogant romantic ‘Sujal’ in ‘Kahin To Hoga’ and stern yet soft hearted Captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat in ‘Left Right Left’, it will be interesting to see him play a terrorist in ‘Aamir’.

Rajeev’s girlfriend Aamna Sharif is also going to make her big screen debut, though she will star opposite Aftab Shivdasani. While Anurag is confident of Rajeev’s success, we wonder if the actor can claim to be as confident of his director, considering the latter’s last film flopped miserably.

srk's famous dialogues

SRK to Kajol in DDLJ : Muje aaj tak yeh baat samaj nahi aati ke log ek ladki ke saath apni poori zindagi guzar laytey hai......

Kal Ho Na Ho : Mere naina sirf Naina ko dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!!

DEVDAS:Babu ji nay kaha gayon chod doo, app ne kaha ghar chod doo, sab nay kaha paro koo chod doo, paro nai kaha sharab chod doo, Aur ekk din aye gaa woo kahe ga yeh Duniya hee Chord doo........


KKHH:"Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh meri sab say achi dost nahiin bansakti to mein ussay kabhi pyar karhi nahiin sakta...so simple..pyar dosti hai"

BAZIGAAR:Jo har kar jeet te hai use BAZIGAR kahete hai! jo jeet kar harte hai use jadogar kahate hai AUR jo jan buj ke harte hai use dildar kahete hai!

KKHH:pyaar zindagi main ek hi baar hota hai aur shadi bhi,log ek hi baar jite hai aur marte bhi ek hi baar hai

DDLJ:bade bade shehron mein aisi chotti chotti batein hoti rehti hain senorita!!!

KAL HO NA HO:saif:tum mere jaga hotehey to kya karthey

srk:kaash mein tere jaga hotha ............

BAZIGAAR:kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai.. aur haar kar jeetnay wale ko BAAZIGAR kehte hai...kya kehte hai???? BAAZIGAR....

VEER-ZAARA:mere bauoji kehtay hain! sachi muhabbat zindagi may sirf ek bar hoti hay, aur koi bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay! ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki nazar may kitni sachi hay..!

MOHABATEIN:Ek ladki thi diwani si, Ek ladke pe woh marti thi, Sharma ke, balkhake, galiyon se gujarti thi, Jub bhi milti thi mujse, mujse poocha karti thi, Ye pyar kaise hota hai, Yeh pyar kaise hota hai !!!

DEVDAS:Kaun kambhakht bardasht karne ko pita hai, hum to piten hain yahan aa saken, tumhe dekh sake,tumhe bardasht kar saken,magar yeh paro ki yaad hi to hai jo hamein hosh bhi nahin khone deti

KAL HO NA HO:Aaj... Aaj Ek Hasi Aur Band Lo.. Aaj Ek Dua Aur Mang Lo, Aaj Ek Aansoon Aur Peeh Lo, Aaj Ek Zindigi Aur Jee Lo, Aaj Ek Sapna Aur Dekh Lo... Aaj.... Kya Pata... KAL HO NAA HO

MOVIE MASALA

Director :Aamir Khan

Music:Shankar Mahadevan, Ehsaan Noorani, Loy Mendonca, Shailendra Barve.

Lyrics:Prasoon Joshi, Amol Gupte

Starring:Aamir Khan, Tanay Chheda, Darsheel Safary, Tisca Chopra.

This is a beautiful movie sensibly made to appeal to all sorts of audience across all strata of society. It touches a chord in your heart and connects with everybody. No one is left out. It does not matter if you are a parent, uncle, aunt, teacher, brother or sister. It’s sure to move you. I dare say, TAARE ZAMEEN PAR is a commercial success as well as it will receive critical acclaim. Aamir Khan scores big time with his debut as a director. But the star here is not Aamir, its Darsheel Safary, who plays the central character of Ishaan Awasti. Ishaan is a bubbly eight-year-old who sees a different world, always getting into fights and always faring badly in school. While his elder brother is a bright student, Ishaan has spent two years in the third standard. Exasperated, his father packs him off to a boarding school as a punishment. Already struggling with studies, Ishaan now has to deal with the pangs of separation. If earlier he would paint the canvass bright with colours, now he does nothing of the sort. In school, he has gone from bad to worse, but no one seems to know the reason for his dilemma. The truth is, he is dyslexic. In short, Ishaan has a learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words. My question and the only flaw I think in the movie is this; if the child has fared so badly so as to spend two years in one class, how come the parents have not noticed the troubled spot? That is a bit hard to digest. But you are willing to forgive Aamir this one flaw, because when you look at the canvass as a whole, he tackles the whole issue with Ishaan by befriending him and giving him back his self-confidence, and in the bargain winning himself a friend for life. Darsheel Safary, for an eight-year-old gives off an excellent performance worthy of a standing ovation. This is one bright lad who has understood the character very well. Everything about Ishaan is perfect, from his body language, to the way he delivers his dialogues to the expression in his eyes which shouts for help. Only Aamir sees his plight, that’s because he too was once dyslexic and now teaches in Tulips, a special school for the differently-abled. The way Aamir brings a turn-a-round in Ishaan giving an example of Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci and Thomas Alva Edision, all great men, who suffered from the same malaise, is heartening. At one moment, Ishaan and you as the viewer think it is Ishaan he is talking about!

The scene where Aamir visits Ishaan’s house and forces his father Nandakishore Awasthi (Vipin Sharma) to read letters written in Chinese on a toy box, ridiculing him when he can’t, is a clincher! Also, when the father visits his boy in school and sees the improvement and learns that he is at fault is gripping. He runs away as he can’t face his child. The scene where Ishaan wins the drawing competition and where he reluctantly comes ahead to receive his prize in front of the whole school will leave you moist-eyed. The background score and music by Shankar Eshan Loy and Shailendra Barve is excellent. The lyrics, which go, “Aap ko malum hai na Maa….” is heart-wrending. Tisca Chopra as Ishaan’s mother is a revelation, so also is Vipin Sharma. He portrays the behaviour every working father wears on his sleeve. The bonding between Yohan Awasthi (Sachet Engineer) with his younger brother has been captured well by the director. Also the friendship between Ishaan and Rajan Damodaran (Tanay Chheda). Aamir has extracted excellent performances from these two kids. To go or not: I strongly suggest that every school make it an exception to take bus loads of their school children along with all support staff to view this movie. It is a must-watch. Also, it will be good if it is made Tax Free, that way it will reach to an even wider audience. Finally, a word to all those parents who are always in competition looking for a winner let us say no. To all teachers, let’s make education a fun process rather than a boring exercise where a student is burdened with the expectations of getting good grades. Like Aamir says, “Ishaan just has to score passing marks, his destiny is elsewhere.”

Ratings : 4 / 5